cat scan

1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.

Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography

I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.

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Cat Style

Cat style (similar to doggy style) is a sex position in which the female lays on her stomach while arching her ass in the air. The position resembles a cat ready to pounce.

"Dude, me and my girl did cat style last night. I guess you could say I pound the pussy."

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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.

THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!

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killing cats

Means to beat your meat or jerk off. They call it killing cats because when you jerk off you kill a cat according to certain myths.

Yo. Why you always killing cats man!

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pole cat

a skunk. southern term.

"hittin that pole cat has done stunk up the town."

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kick the cat

To release your frustration and powerlessness by snapping at an innocent person or creature who just happens to be handy. Usually following a bad day at work.

1. The Chief Executive bawled out the manager, and the manager bawled me out. Boy, when I got home I wanted to kick the cat.

2. 'So, Sam, you've had a lousy day at work: I'm sorry, but don't take it out on me just because you can't take it out on your boss: don't kick the cat.

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Sammy (the cat)

Sammy is an awesome cat. He is the king of Cat land and controls the cat army (including robo kitteh). He is very strong and lazy and he eats a lot.

He passes most of the work onto his 2nd in command- Minx (calico/tortie cat) who is of the highest rank (peewee pal) and also of the highest status (judged on fur and facial features)
Sammi is of the higest rank, tho his fur is not special enough.

Sammy (the cat) king of cat land will eat you.

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