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A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.
"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."
"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."
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When having a party and inviting your girl over to score, you have an advantage of taking her to your room during and after the party.
Yo it will be real easy to hook up with crusty Sandy, I have home court advantage.
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An orgy, or any occasion where lots of sexual intercourse is being had.
Last night's home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!
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For Immigrants, a fleeting glance of how things are back home.
The Indian student read the newspapers - hoping to get some home slice, and feel warm over it.
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When you are monitoring your email and checking your chat from home, but you are not putting in a full day's work at the computer.
Office work during the holidays is so slow that I just end up lurking from home.
A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.
"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"
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to make it happen; to take care of business; to accomplish something of significance
"With swollen pockets we gon' take it back home.." - M.A.R.S, featured on the "Clones" by the Roots