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A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.
It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.
Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?
Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?
Person #1: What's that?
Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.
Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight