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A News Reporter that Strokes his Penis.
Oh! That's awkward! That News Reporter is a real Willie Stroker!
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A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.
Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"
Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"
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Its a wet willie thats not in the ear, but in the asshole.
Last night I gave my little sister, Syndey, an ass willie.
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Goofy and fun loving person
Maia is a silly willy when she sings karaoke
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A "Hot Willis" is a variation of the "Hot Carl". A Hot Carl is when your partner has a piece of saran wrap over their face and you take a shit right onto the saran wrap, the poo warming their face. The Hot Willis variation is performed by pulling away the saran wrap, crapping directly onto their face and then jumping up and yelling "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" alah Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.
At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.
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the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.
Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.
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