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The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.

The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.

by osvodk May 28, 2022


Perfect Victim

Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.

"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"

by LSI. September 11, 2019


perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.

Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.

by shaqjama765 December 9, 2020


Perfect body

Shawntae has the perfect body

Damn shawntae has the perfect body

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 August 10, 2022


who is perfect

the person reading this is perfect, remember your loved

someone who is perfect is the person reading this right now

by karibuggs March 5, 2021


The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 29, 2011


Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 20, 2017