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when the rich Chinese man comes to your village and steals your potatoes and then goes back home and opens up some jazz club
Calvin, you dirty shanghai pig. You stole all my potatoes!
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When you are driving next to a cop car and, just as you are about to turn or take an exit, you honk the horn and give the cop the middle finger. #pigflicking
Hey bro, I was driving to the mall and right before I got off the highway exit, I honked the horn and the cop saw me pig flicking him. He got so fucking pissed bro, and I was long gone before he could do anything. I recorded that shit for youtube haha #pigflicking
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Like the fictional character with 2 nose holes this is when 2 guys cum in both nose holes of the girl at the same time.
Yo man did you hear about how Peter and Dante Peppa The Piged Hannah last night
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someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal
"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"
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Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m
Brian:"Dude I was so wasted last night i totally hooked up with a moon pig and by the end of the night she was screaming pig latin"
Marcel:"Dude thats fucking gross"
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An absolute unit standing at a whopping 7’ 1”. However, many forget the existence of the thicc boi that it daddy pig with his 14’ 2” hight.
Guy: Hey Google how tall is Peppa Pig?
Google: 7’ 1”
Guy: say sike right now
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