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At a certain age

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.

Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

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What is the military age of Cordaniy?

13.7 | 14 | 15.1

What is the military age of Cordaniy? are 13.7 | 14 | 15.1

by Lerim Mona August 7, 2022


Ice Age

Refers to either of two developmental-periods in a particular child's life:
(1) From toddler to maybe ages five or six, when many a "Little Rascal" turns into a young Achmed who seethingly wants to "keel" everyone whom he dislikes or cannot make kowtow to his wishes.
(2) From "'tween to teen", when said sullen young rebel is attracted to da appalling music/movies made by "frozen-water" stars like da Cube, Vanilla, etc.

This year's summer is gettin' hotter 'n' blue blazes, yet we are in da middle of a bleepin' ICE AGE when it comes to da atrocious entertainment dat today's youth wants to access!

by QuacksO August 12, 2019


Ice Age

An ice age is a long period of reduction in the temperature of the Earth's surface and atmosphere, resulting in the presence or expansion of continental and polar ice sheets and alpine glaciers.

Did you know there was an Ice age during the Cambrian period

by ColinMc March 24, 2021


Dime Age

Dime Age is a noun that means approximately 10 years old.

Don't let a bunch of Dime Age kids tell you you're wrong.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 9, 2021


Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020


Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.

Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018