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A reference to the cheesy tattoos hillbilly chicks get just above their ass.
See also Universal Whore Tattoo, Tramp Stamp, Whore Tattoo, Ass Antlers, Slut Stamp,
(To friend in bar); "See that chick over there? The one with Alabama License Plate on her back. Yea, that one. I banged the shit out of her last weekend, but she is such a ho-bag I had to double park my dick on her ass just to get some."
(Friend); "That is some repugnant fucked-up shit. Stop talking and buy me another beer you twisted piss-freak."
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When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.
When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".
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A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
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when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
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When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns
Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket
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Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.
Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.
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When a nigga (black man) fucks another monkey and they make a baby monkey and and they wank it off and the kill it and the cycle continues
nigga monkey fuk nigga Alabama nigger sex
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