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You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.
zoom calls at 3 am are the best!
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A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
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you are batshit insane
you
your parents are dissatisfied
guy 1: I am batshit insane
guy 2: ok
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What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?
Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
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Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs
Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?
Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good
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Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life
Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!
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Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
why am I lonely because you ARE
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