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The Angel of Justice is the angel who brings justice to the worst criminal assholes in the world.
Trump is about to be fucked in the ass by the Angel of Justice!
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A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.
Criss Angel is a douchbag
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A flagrantly gay man.
"Todd's such a nut angel, he has pube-covered wings."
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Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.
Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.
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“I can’t believe they took away Alex Angell’s bazooka!”
“I know! Who would take anything away from a God?”
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when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.
She was on her knees, and i gave her a sloppy angel. She wasn't too happy
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When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.
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