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A character or (heaven forbid) person who, despite attracting and/or surrounding themselves with people (usually physically and socially attractive) who are either overly sensual or always seem to find themselves in less that innocent situations, want nothing to do with or are scared/disgusted with(of) sex or intimate actions with said persons (or anyone else for that matter), regardless of their feelings toward them.
Person A: How is it that he's able to attract all the finest women in the school to just short of them smoothing him with their cleavage, but run away when ever things get too saucy?
Person B: Kid's a total Anime Virgin.
Person A: I guess so....reel 'em in just to toss em back. What a punk bitch.
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When an human fucks an animal or trys to but gets killed or squished........by an elephant.
"here lies tash who got killed trying to fuck animal bob the elephant."
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Individuals who have either never seen decent anime, or who are simply conceited and refuse to believe that the American version of televised entertainment is so pathetic it's actually embarrassing. Serial Experiments Lain was so good it was actually required course material at MIT for several classes concerning technology and modern society.
What anime haters are missing out on:
1. Serial Experiments Lain.
2. Texhnolyze.
3. Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 2nd GiG.
4. Ghost in the Shell: Innocence as well as Solid State Society (movies).
5. Haibane Renmei.
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2 frames that 9 years olds call an animation *meme*. like, is it funny? no. so shut up.
hey look at that animation meme it’s so cool!
SHUT UP IT ISNT FUNNY
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the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
MACHO ANIMAL THEME
they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls
macho animals, macho animals!
there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed
macho animals, macho animals
dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection
macho animals, macho animals.....
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An excuse to watch animals have sex.
Gosh dang, Animal Planet should be cancelled.
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First of all, don't get me wrong i support 100% for the protection and proper treatment of all animals on this earth. But Seriously...rights for animals? Animal Rights are a joke, simply because if we gave animals rights, they would inherent moral responsibilities along with it, since animals are not intelligent enough and/or don't have the cognitive ability to understand what moral responsibilites are. Also becuase moral responsibilities are a phenomena developed for humans by humans and will NEVER exisit or apply to any other species. In essence if animals were given rights "they would go to animal jail for shiting and fucking all over the shiting fucking place" (Pen & Teller) also for killing each other and other animals. Think about it, do you think humans REALLY really beilieve they should be compared and/or held equally or higher to a dog that likes to use its tongue as toilet paper?
Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.
Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.
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