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A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.
The art that is made by people who know how to catch the attention of rich people. These rich people determine the worth, and quality of the art; proclaiming that all other art is inferior.
Oh, that yellow dot on blank canvas looks suspiciously like mustard. I’ll pay two million. I’ll also endorse your legendary art skills for the fine arts market.
Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"
a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT
b: Art thou bedlamite?
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An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.
Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.
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Roadkill that has been elaboratly spread across the road in a gruesome yet pleasing way. Roadkill in general. Pancakes.
We were taking I-91 when Bly pointed out a dead skunk. "Look! Road-art!"
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Its the shit that you take that is between the shits and normal.
Oh honey!!! come in here and check out the sand art i just left!!! "PRICELESS"
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My girl just started her period. Looks like we're going to art class tonight.
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