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What your bi-friend becomes when you dump him
I saw my Ex Bi-friend with a guy three hours after he hit on A chick.
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Kaspa Balle once got "stungen av en bi" this pretty much means that he got turbo cancer in his face, his face got all swollen and he looked hella stupid. As a result of being stungen av en bi Kaspa Balle ate a Senapsbanan which he found really delightful
OH NO I HAVE BEEN STUNGEN AV EN BI!!!
Kaspa Balle: Shii das me bru, time to go eat a senapsbanan!
John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*
derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.
This was founded by my best friend and I.
Meaning: Straight up, correct.
- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.
* Really??
- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!
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The mental state of a striaght man following an incident of homosexual rape.
Holy fuck that guy just fucked me in the arse without asking. I'm fucking bi-furious about it
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A Chinese Hokkien phrase which can be translated as "Fuck your mother's pussy".
"Cao Ni Ma Bi ! How dare you try to steal my phone."
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a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.
Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.
Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.
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