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girl weighting for her boyfriend to get out of jail. dating before he went in, now shes waiting.
stop dating them dealers, he went in, now your jail bait girl
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TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
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When a girl acts seductivly with a man for some time and then calls the cops on him for trying to rape her.
"Damn I didn't realize she was about to jail bait tango me until it happened."
"Don't worry my dude, it will all be good at the end."
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What a Vampire Calls A Human Femal Vergin, He Does This By Tasting Her Tears.
i was crying in fear, the vampire then licked my cheek, then muttered, unicorn bait, i'll have fun with youu, fucked me, and then drank from me.
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One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
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When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
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You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.
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