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bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

by OogaBooga March 6, 2004

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flash bastard

A person who looks at a lot of shitty art in quick progression. This occurs frequently when douche bags want to appear cool and knowledgeable.

1. Everyone on tumblr is a 'flash bastard.'

by Suckmydickorkillme August 12, 2010

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poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


nasty bastard

A canine that is particularly troublesome when trying to be forced into a car.

"You were having a bit of trouble getting that dog into the car the other night weren't you, right nasty bastard!"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

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Ghetto Bastard

Someone who hates people irrationally and steals stuff Most importantly, they are completely blind to all their faults. They cannot understand why everyone doesn't think as highly of themselves as they do, and when people point out truth to them, they punch those people in the face.

That Ghetto bastard sure is giving their hall a bad name...

by tk421a December 2, 2009

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Pasty Bastard

one who is uneven in complexion and isnt associated with anything hip

Gary Greco also look up freaking mega noob

by temi November 4, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 5, 2009

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