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When one uses the windshield washer and squeegee at the gas station to clean other parts of the car.
A bird crapped on the hood of my car, so I just pulled into Shell and gave it an Irish Car Bath after I filled up.
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How to tell someone to die in It fandom language
James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys
Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.
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~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner.
"Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend"
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Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!
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When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!