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soft shoe toby

cockney slang . toby jug = mug

look at that soft shoe toby over there

by samrodneypants October 12, 2008

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Soft grunge king

A sententious pseudo-bohemiam guy who lives in an affluent suburb and attends an elitist posh private school. However, despite all this, he claims he is "grunge" and "punk rock" in order to seem edgy and seduce girls. These kind of guys think theyre either the next Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, or Ozzy Osbourne. They try to have some rebellious, "fuck you" persona, all the while, going to some expensive ass school and relying on their parents for money to buy their vinyls they will end up chucking/burning within a year. Even though this kid is rich asf, he likes to guy old grandpa clothes from thrift shop in a desperate attempt to rebel against his parents and his level in society. An absolute pussy thirsty PLAYER, dont trust him. Absolute fuccboi. Smokes cigs and weed out of plastic water bottle bongs.

That guy wearing that commes les garcons PLAY shirt, black fingernails, his private school socks, a flannel from supre, and his mothers expensive rings is SUCH a soft grunge king.

by Thatsoftgrungechick February 7, 2016

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Soft and Hard Pseudoscience

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience is a stance that divides pseudosciences into two main kinds, soft and hard. Soft pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences that might be considered as science in the future or that cannot be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that doesn't want to be considered as science, such as astral projection, mediumship, deistology, parapsychology, psychic phenomena, mystical experiences, extraphysics, conscientology, multiverses, esoterics, spirituality, religion, divination, occult sciences, spiritual sciences and occultism. While hard pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences because they can be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that wants to predent to be a science, such as flat Earth, climate denial, antivax and homeopathy. And soft pseudosciences can be often referred as parasciences or as extrasciences.

"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."

by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


soft swing

The act when one partner is sitting using both hands pinching the standing partner’s nipples. The sitting partner has mouth open and tongue out as the standing partner masturbates with the options of coming on the soft tongue or into the open mouth.

While enjoying a soft swing with my wife, my nipples got sore.

by maxmax February 8, 2014

5πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Soft Dick Pic

Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.

(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"

by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012

19πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


soft anal

The act of giving or receiving anal penetration with a non-erect penis. This act is often done as a romantic act, which is often performed by many teenagers. Can be done straight or gay, as long as there is at least one male

Aaron: So mate, are you ready to receive some soft anal?
Jordy: Hellz to the yer!!

by Der HellRazor August 17, 2011

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž