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The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.
Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.
Baja California mexico - . It is the northern-most & western-most state in Mexico & borders the U.S. State of California & the city of san Diego to the north , & the Pacific Ocean; on the east by Sonora, the U.S. state of Arizona, & the Gulf of California , to the south baja California Sur. oceanic Guadalupe Island.
Mexicali is it's capital.
large colonies of sea lions live here
Other animals include mule deer, bighorn sheep, cougars, bobcats, ringtail cats, coyotes, rabbits, squirrels , 30 species of bats. bald eagles, golden eagles, falcons, woodpeckers, black vultures, crows, several species of Sittidae & duck.
Baja California's climate varies from Mediterranean to arid.where the summers are dry & mild the winters cool rainy. beaches where people go surfing.
Being California it is no stranger to earthquake's.
Baja California Mexico,
Tijuana is located here if you didn't know .
Other important cities include San Felipe, Rosarito, Ensenada & Tecate
Other points of interest are Valle de Guadalupe,Sonoran Desert,Vizcaíno Desert,
The Coronado Islands, Todos Santos islands, & Cedros Island ,Angel de la Guarda Island & Canal de Ballenas.
Some indigenous people the Cochimí in the south, and several groups belonging to the Yuman language family in the north, including the Kiliwa, Paipai, Kumeyaay, Cocopa, and Quechan were among the original inhabitants here .
Regional Dishes in Baja California
1 Almejas Chocolatas Tatemadas (Chocolate Clams)
2 Tacos de Pescado (Fish Tacos)
3 Machaca de Mantarraya (Stingray)
4 Comida de Pobres.
5 Other Seafood Delights.
Mountian dew Baja Blast first got its start at Taco Bell in 2004 in what was a first-of-its-kind deal between a fast food chain and a beverage maker. The flavor was made to complement's the chain's Mexican-inspired food & give it an advantage over its competitors,Baja Blast is named for Baja California, a Mexican state off the southern coast of California
A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.
Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.
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Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.
That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?
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When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.
Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."
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Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.
"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."
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A gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area.
Things were getting hot 'n' heavy, then my man suprised me with a California Crab Tickle! Ooooooeeee!