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Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005

13πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Captain Face

a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.

Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."

by 4 Lokos December 2, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Captain vor

A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Jake: Hey, who's Captain vor?
Sam: Oh no.

by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Captain Jaxy

When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: β€œLook at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie β€œCaptain Phillips” and says: β€œI’m the captain nowβ€œ

Dude your not believe this, he totally pulled a Captain Jaxy on me last night!

by Captain Jaxy March 2, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

by arkarkark August 17, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Captain Awesome

Captain awesome is everything that is MAN at it's finest. while he is always awesome he goes the the casual name of Kevin in an effort to control the pure awesomeness.

Captain Awesome is fucking AWESOME.
you got killed by captain awesome. haha

by Websster's Dictionarypedia November 24, 2010

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Captain Morgan'd

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed

Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground

by murfdizzle April 9, 2010

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