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Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!
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A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?
The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
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When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.
Lala can I have another chinese medicine man
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When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.
Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!
When a native kid chills inside of a garbage can and searches it.
1: Theres a random wannabe chinese kid in my trash can
2: CHINESE GARBAGE PICKER ALERT
when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth
when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.
The act of luring someone into a locker room for the sole purpose of releasing your homosexual Asian friends on them then turning the lights out and fleeing
Guy: you got me! That was one hell of a Chinese rat trap!
Guy 2: one of them was from Thailand