When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.
When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose
Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin
They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker
Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate
little balls of shit with hair on.
it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.
A black dick!
Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!
The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper