Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!
I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!
When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.
I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted
To check somebody or punch/hit them.
“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”
You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know
Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock