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A Dirty Ayden is when you whack it at 3:00 am cause you think no ones up, but little do you know everybody can hear the bathroom fan.
Yo this nigga really pulling a Dirty Ayden
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When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.
I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.
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Noun, meaning to have sex in the shower holding your partner upside down.
"Did you hear about the girl who got pregnant doing a dirty Nathaniel? "
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A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
That trip to Vietnam was ultimately ruined when I had that Dirty Eli
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n. nickname for the city of Meriden CT.
Comes from the ghetto-ness of this said place.
Don't fuck with the Dirty Den, unless you wanna get murked.
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This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.
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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
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she's absolutely gorgeous and gives the best head. her pussy is FIRE. she will do whatever you want her to. she is loyal. and if you have a chance, get with her before i do. treat her like a queen. she precious and if she likes you, you're definitely the only one.
I love that girl. Dirty McKenzie
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