don't worry about it

an overly used, annoying phrase that people say. When someone says this the other person may feel like punching him/her out.
stop saying it

cindy : What are you wearing to the party?
mindy: Just don't worry about it
cindy: fuck you

cindy: Oh em gee , i failed my bio test
mindy: just don't worry about it

cindy: what time is it ?
mindy: just don't worry about it

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Don't be a yy

yy refering to young yim from a show created back in the 1970's called Yimmy show but the show was not aired dude to it's graphic nature

Don't be a yy man before i pop a cap in your ass

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Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.

That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

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that dog don't hunt

pseudo-country-bumpkin wisdom uttered in response to news item or rumor designed to scandalize a political opponent.

The idea is that the rumor is either very easily refuted or is unimportant to the public, and thus is as worthless as a dog who won't hunt.

Bush is trying to spread rumors about Kerry's Vietnam record but that dog won't hunt.

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don't fuck the furg

Don't Fuck the Furg is a phrase spoken to young college girls (mostly freshman) as a warning to not sleep with the least desirable douchebag on the premises. Furg is a nomenclature for a douchebag that is so committed to at least sleeping with one girl at the party he is currently at that he will wait until they are properly liquored up to make his final move. By warning friends to Not Fuck the Furg you are saving them many awkward text messages from the Furg character.

Stacy: This party is awesome! Heyy look at that guy over there!
Mika: Yeah... I don't think so. Remember Stacy, don't fuck the furg.
Stacy: Hmmm, I guess you're right.

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Don't take it to heart

The one phrase that immediately makes you take it to heart.

"I'm just saying, kiddo, what you're doing is offending others and it's getting you nowhere. Don't take it to heart."
Reverse psychology ensues; kiddo takes it to heart and sees themself as a terrible person.

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Don't Worry About It

The perfect answer to any question, fulfills all questions and still makes sense. Works best when said in a simpl monotonous voice; this helps not to anger as many people when said. Though it still efectively does.

Appropriat Use
-Teacher, "Jimmy what is the answer to question number seven?"
-Jimmy, "Don't worry about it"
-Teacher, "Wuh?"
-Jimmy, "Just don't"
(Jimmy gets 100% in that class)

Inappropriate Use
-Curious peer, "Dude why are you missing an arm?"
-You, "Don't Worry About It"
-Curious peer, "do you want me to call 911, cause youare gushing blood?"
-You, "Don't worry about it"
-No-Longer-Curious peer, "OK"
(you later die from loss of blood)

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