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When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.
Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???
A fat stinky hoe that looks and smells like a trash recepticle.
Man, I went to take the trash out and accidently threw it at this frump dumpster. I really couldn't tell the difference.
your mummah stankyer than my clit cos its rubbed on the at ham anticipated asthmatic boy down south of the river
“hey jonny! did you see that nanny on a dumpster!”
Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.
Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."
This can certainly be mistaken for “Silverbacking”. In hindsight make sure you are fully capable of silverbacking and you are in one of the nastiest areas you have ever had intercourse. Once completed you can sign this one off your bucket list.
That chick I made out with last night called me earlier to meet up. We met in an alley way next to a dumpster and I went to town silverback dumpstering her all night long.
A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.
I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.