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The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus
“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one
“Wtf bro” - guy two
A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.
“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”
“Oh fuck!”
Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm
Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea
A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.
I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.
Going backdoor on a blonde girl
I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie
Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".
If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"
Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.
Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.