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He has a big dick
Person 1: Hi my name is Edward.
Person 2: Oh, you must have a big dick!
Person 1: Hehe yeah...
If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.
He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.
Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.
(Ed-ward) Is usually a kind guy who mainly hides it by being grumpy and sarcastic but is sometimes a stubborn teddy bear who likes to work on old cars and be with his family with car oil on his rough yet loving hands can be in other words the best person in the world (and the most inspiring (also most intimidating) guy to know). So find yourself an edward and cherish them for the rest of your life, you may never get to see them at their best again.
A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.
"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"
"Oh, you mean Edward?"
The most annoying guy you could meet; nigger
Girl 1: you know that kid Edward
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: he is so annoying
Edward is a Traitor sometimes he won't mean it but he doesn't think before he acts so he will allways let you down and get things wrong Lost cause