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you are so flabbergasted, in shock
alex - “ i put my poodle in the microwave oven to eat it”
paris - “ oh em gigi hadid you weirdo”
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A term to classify men with no career and/or little education. Mostly due to the result of juvenile partying and screwing women irresponsibly, often leading to a pregnancy that ruined any chance of success.
-Derived from Brigham Young University
-Term coined by Los Angeles 97.1's Tom Leykis infamous radio show host
Jesse: Hey Eddie, how's everything working out at UCLA?
Eddie: nahh man I got my girl knocked up and can't focus no more, my pop Tom said we belong at BYU..
Jesse: Then what's the prob? Utah's kick ass.
Eddie: Bone 'em Young University...
Jesse: Idiot.
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v. The action or motion of a father handing the deed of his meat company to his son. Usually during bearded anal sex.
Teddy's papa was givin em the business last night.
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Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.
Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!
Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!
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Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.
"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."
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Some gay ballerina kid getting out of jail and rappin about a fat man.
Have you heard Hit Em' Up?
Yeah its shit!
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