egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.

I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.

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eggs-up

British slang. Similar to inna.

Very curious and nosy person.

This dude is stupid, weird and eggs-up! It's really dangerous to be friends with him!

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Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.

Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”

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egg custard

One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.

Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)

Egg custards taste the best when warm. I like to have it with some hot milk tea. ^^

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jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

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Team Egg

An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.

"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."

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Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

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