Gio and Eli are 2 gay lovers that are racist towards each other and others
Jaquaviontavious: Yo me and my girl are like gio and Eli
Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga
Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife
A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Working more than 24 hours of overtime
Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift