The Eli cone

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.

Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

Eli Hamblen

The coolest of the group

I’m the best of all my friends you can call me an eli Hamblen

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

Elie

Elie is a synonym for “horny“

That dude is hella Elie

Elie

The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is tall, has brown hair, has color-changing eyes, and is extremely funny and hot. He will always make you smile and is the best friend and boyfriend ever. He is unique and charming and will always think of you.

Person 1: Why are you smiling so much?
Person 2: It's Elie, he sent me the sweetest message!

Elie

The most handsome man of all time, he is as well renowned as having a penis of considerable length and circumference. Tall and muscular, his girlfriends can be counted on both hands; and his bisexual nature allows him to be of very good company to his friends during cold nights.

-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.