Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
Eli is the nicest most friendliest person you could ever know. He’s charming sweet cute all of the above on a perfect guy. Everyone has a crush on Eli R. People who like him are: A, L, and even I!! He is a genius but a lazy one. He’s wholesome and Christinan he is amazing. Eli R tends to have bllondish brown hair and has a love for dogs and football. Eli R enjoys long calls with close friends and apparently karaoke XD!! Eli R is everything and more! He is an overall heartthrob and amazing person!
“Do you know who Eli R is!
“Of course!! Who doesn’t know him??!”
Eli gray is a very intelligent, independent girl that will tell you what needs to be said. She cuts straight to the case and waste no time. She is quiet when you first get to know her, but she will open up very quickly and you will see a side of her like no other. She is a natural at school and Aces math effortlessly. Eli Gray is always a helping hand but doesn't let you fall into your delusions to quickly.
"Eli Gray just changed my perspective on life..."
"Eli Gray what's 74/8?"
I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.
Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom
The best power couple out there. They will pretend to be just friends at first but everyone can see that they’re in love!
Yo did you see that couple?!
Yea that’s Esther and Eli I wish I had a relationship like theirs
When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body
1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit
2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?
A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3
P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys