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Goose-eye

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O

Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.

by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

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charlie eyes

Huge eyes that look like they could pop out of their sockets at any minute. These eyes look like devil eyes and usually ruin every photo that he/she is in.

He ruined yet another picture with his charlie eyes!

by Jilina October 30, 2005

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Eye Condom

Tinted or mirrored sunglasses used for personal protection while eye humping so as to not get caught.

Always practice safe eye humping. Wear an eye condom.

Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!

by Flipped Dimension February 5, 2010

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Eye drooling

Similar to eye candy, when your looking at something that looks really really good, but you can't have or touch.

Similar to drooling of the mouth.

Hey man did you see that girl's booty?

Ya, I saw it. I was eye drooling big time.

by AAHenning November 18, 2010

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eye boogers

Tiny, crusty green balls found in the inner corner of your eyes, usually after you wake up. They are called β€œeye boogers” because they are green, tiny, and appear in your eyes like how boogers appear in your nose.

When I woke up this morning, I had so many eye boogers!!! It was gross.

by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

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Crazy eye

a certain crazy ugly look in a man’s or woman’s eye that tell you they’re psycho even when they’re pretending to be kind.

That chick got crazy eye! She’s a total psycho.

by Urban expert November 18, 2018

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Fish eye

The act of having sex in the "doggy-style" position. Then spitting on the girls neck, makin her believe that one has ejaculated. Upon her turning around, the male ejaculates in her eye.

I fish eyed that hoe blind yo.

by The Shock February 21, 2003

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