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When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.
My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.
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The comfortable foot rest in a car to the left of the accelerator. Used to push your leg straight,thereby raising your butt cheek thus enabling the fart to escape while driving.
I used the fart pedal to squeeze it out
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Someone else's fart that smells good to you. It may actually stimulate your appetite.
I was into day two of a cleansing fast when the woman next to me on the elevator cut a huge Bacon Fart! My stomach started churning and all I could think about was a big IHOP breakfast!
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When sitting in class and you try to ease a fart out silently, but its very loud and leave debree in your trousers and on the floor.
Dude, I was sitting in class talking to a hot chick and I blasted off a sloppy fart
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Someone who passes a lot of gas.
Windy Cindy is a real fart farm today. I was sitting behind her in first period class and I knew exactly what she had for breakfast 10 minutes into the class.
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That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.
"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."
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A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).
Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!
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