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Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

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stinky feet fart liking scum dump

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey

You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

by Fat12354 April 21, 2017

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Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

by inkdoom July 22, 2019

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g'd up from the feet up

A person who's very special to you that you really like.

Jamie is g'd up from the feet up.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

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*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

by tom May 5, 2005

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You know what they say about guys with big feet

Typically a guy with big feet directly relates to how long their penis is.

Person 1: I have big feet.
Person 2: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Person 1: Yeah yeah, i have a large penis.

by cassdogga December 27, 2011

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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 19, 2009