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The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.
Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
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The Female act of not wearing underwear.
Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando
Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.
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When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
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The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat
"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"
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One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
You are Mitchell Free.
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A "Free Question" is a question you can ask someone and the person who you asked has to awnser 100% truthfully and must not be mad you asked it. You can tell them to have what's called a confident question meaning they can never bring it up EVER.
Hey guess who's gonna win and I'll give you a free question.
A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.
Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.