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When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up
God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up
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A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.
A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...
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A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.
Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.
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The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".
"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"
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A saying that goes without needing a definition, but has been given one.
It is when one person votes (willing chooses) "Duck." What is Duck? Duck is to infinity and beyond. A person can be 'ducked', and things can be 'ducks'.
Girl: Why didn't you come swim?
Boy: You were getting Manwiched by two dudes trying to flirt with you, and another one spectating.
Boy 2: DUCKED!
Boy 1 and 2 have both chosen to Vote Duck.
1 for the action of "Ducking"
2 for promoting the political view.
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Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'
Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."
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A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"
Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)
Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks
Quark! Quark!"
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