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The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.
Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
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The Female act of not wearing underwear.
Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando
Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.
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When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
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The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat
"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"
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One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
You are Mitchell Free.
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If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.
For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.
A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic
I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife