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One crazy mfer who got kicked out of the looney house.
HeY iM JoE
Joe from sonic-Shut yo ass up got how u got fired for sniffing cocaine in the bathroom?
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Nicky, Nicole, nicoleslaw, J niCole, call her what you want but she’s a mean bowler. strikes out every frame, just like how she does with the fellas.
Bro iNicole from ifunny just bowled a 300
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Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.
FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.
PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.
Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!
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When your friends can’t remember your name.
Usually to be said weirdly
Jarred: Who’s that
John: that guy uhh he’s Felix from Slovakia duh
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When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
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The destruction of the anal cavity by a very large penis or artificial member yet somehow still leading to mutual pleasure
Jared said he was going to give his girlfriend ‘death from behind’, she laughed and said “Not with that thing you’re not”
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