fruit-dog

The absolute true state of melancholic one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

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fruit snack

Male reproductive fluids that is to be consumed a by a male homosexual.

Jimbo: There is nothing to eat I'm so hungry that I can eat a monkey.

Chip: I got nothing to eat either but I have an idear, lets suck each other off and we'll both get a nice fruit snack when we're finished.

Jimbo & Chip: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM <in the 69 position>

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Fruit booter

A dumb fag who listens to dumb things like insane clown possie and korn have no life and get in the way..

Hey look and that fruit booter who thinks he can transfer over the quater pipe.

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fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.

"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005

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Juicy Fruit

if you want to become a gold fish have it quick.

that's what they showed on the commercial.

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The Fruit Bowl

consists of B-nanners, B-berry, Peaches, and Grapes.

The Fruit Bowl dances at School Of Dance Arts.

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fruit fairy

a word for an overtly gay man

"look over there at that fruit fairy"
"that fruit fairy tried to grab ma junk"

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