get bent

Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"

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get happy

A code word to get high, or get drunk with your friends.

Hey yo briah! want to get happy tonight?

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Get a Life

An insult, commonly used by egotistical individuals who know nothing about the person they're insulting. It is mostly used when the person has found out that another person has a gaming/computer hobby and choses to insult that person (mostly behind a keyboard), rather than using his/her time to talk to friends or do something of meaning. Ironic, right?

Egotistical Tw*t "Get a life, fag!"
Guy with a different hobby: "Whoah, what a great insult. You sure told me."
Egotistical Tw*t (blissfully unaware of the sarcasm shown) "That's right!"

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Get Weird

The phrase "get weird" can be used properly in many ways. It was made popular by the television show on Comedy Central; Workaholics. Generally, getting weird involves radical, spontaneous, drastic desicions and actions with no logical explaination, and performing extremely strange actions with little regard to well being, moral values, and common sense. These actions often cause spectators to become uncomfortable and question the sanity of the person. Getting weird can also be used in a more sexual context. Getting weird often involves copious amounts of drugs or alcohol, but not always.

Lets get weird tonight

It's Friday night... Time to GET WEIRD

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Get stuffed

An only slightly politer version of fuck you.

When the taxi cut in front of him, he yelled at the driver, "Get stuffed!" Vulgar slang; mid-1900s

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get shit on

to get pwned frequently

Get shit on D'Avella!

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get down

A certain act that must occur on Friday. The first human being to enlighten us as to the obligatory nature of this act is Rebecca Black, a distinguished artist who lived in the 21st century.

Rebecca Black: Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!!!

First youtuber who heard the song: Oh god, she is so right!

(Everybody agrees, and the video went viral..an unforgettable day for mankind)

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