I don't give a ruff

Expression to show your lack of concern on a subject,
oppposite of giving a ruff.

James "Yo, you that girl you did was a horse"
Rick " I don't give a ruff"

I'd give her one

Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.

Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.

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Slam Don't Give A Fuck

When someone DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK!

If Slam don't give a fuck, Craig don't give a fuck

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she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

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Give a slap and run a lap

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.

Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!

I'll give you the weather

To kick some one in the balls

You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!

I don’t give a fuck

It means I don’t care at all

M: Let’s break up!
W: ...
F: What happened?
W: I broke up with my boy friend..
F: Oh no! I’m sorry
W: I don’t give a fuck!

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