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see anything awesome lol :)

bum, nicktoons, nicktoons, bnim

rocket pwoer is an exampleee but noy tt lol

by buttuglyothered the man October 5, 2004

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The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010

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Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

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Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz January 28, 2011

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