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When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape
i have anger issues. i towel graped.
A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
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muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS
To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.
“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”
A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.
There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric