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Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
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horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense
Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!
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Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
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Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.
Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.
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When two horses battle to the death like the savage beasts they are.
Craig, look at that sick ass horse fight! Those horses are fucking each other up.
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A kinda crazy, unforgettable girl. Sometimes they go through a lot, but they always have their horses <3 sometimes introverted, sometimes not. Just take a chance and get to know them! They will come to school with stories of falling off horses, what horse they rode, and no one else will care- except for their fellow horse girls. They "jump" "gallop" play with toy horses (even when they're older!) They HATE people who insult their horses.
Like a horse woman, except younger and less experienced.
Who's that weirdo?
She's a horse girl.
Ew.
Get to know her! She's nice. Sometimes.
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