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Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.
Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat
When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina
My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.
Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.
A stoner / smokers game with many local varient names e.g. cups / mugs and variant rules.
The basic rules are:
The game is set up by creating a wall from a square of tissue paper / kitchen towel / rolling papers, stretching this over the top of a wide rimmed glass, e.g. a pint glass, and securing using a elastic band / hair band / tape (this is where the name comes from as it resembles a keffiyeh).
Once this is done a penny or other small coin is placed on top of the wall in the center.
The first player then inhales / takes a toke and holds their breath.
Whilst holding their breath they burn a hole in the wall.
They continue to hold their breath until the paper stops burning.
Assuming that the coin had not dropped, they pass on the spliff to the next player who must do the same.
The game ends when a player causes the penny to drop, usually resulting in a pre agreed forfeit.
Hey guys, let's play Arabs Hat
Derby Hat is East London (Stratford slang for Fat)
Look at the Derby Hat on that fat bastard
another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.
"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"