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(1) Someone who appears to be a hipster due to clothing, mannerisms, and cultural preferences, but in fact is not a hipster due to being very successful and happy in a corporate job.
(2) A corporate hipster.
Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."
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When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.
A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."
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1. Person who successfully blends the subcultures of hipster and emo. One who disregards labels and refuses to conform to one group or the other.
2. Slang term for members of society who try too hard to fit in
John: "Is that dude hipster or emo?"
Sara: "Seriously, who can even tell the difference?"
John: "Who cares, he's a hipster emo."
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Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!
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One who has a hipster attitude, but is so far gone that s/he believes that even hipsters are too mainstream; a rejection altogether of hipster culture, sometimes in favor of fitting in with the mainstream (not ironically--that is too hipster) in order be indistinguishable from the pack and difficult to classify. Pomo hipsters (also known as posters or pomo-mini-hipsters, in reference to post-modern minimalistic hipsters) can be seen wearing clothing choices that are nondescript; Logo's are no-go's for a pomo hipster. Pomo hipsters are literally the post-contemporary hipster--they are so hipster that they cannot bare to be hipsteresque. Most of the time, a pomo-hipster can only be picked out from a crowd from her/his tastes--posters will throw out most mainstream music and indie music, and will claim an interest in art not for its brooding nature and social impact but "because it is just kind of fun." Mainly, pomo hipsters are pretentious, but ahead of the hipster curve.
Person 1: "Wow, he hates everything mainstream--he is such a hipster!"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"
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Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.
It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
Keira Knightley has hipster tits.
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Natural American Spirit cigarettes. Hipsters love American Spirits. They last forever.
Person A: Wanna smoke a cig? Person B: Nah man I don't want to smoke some nasty hipster killers.
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