Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

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Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

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Liquid Human

Sperm

I put liquid Human in her vagina

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human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat

" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"

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baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

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