I'm gonna come!

A former President's response to the current Vice-President's plea to migrants not to come to the USA' s southern boarder.

The Vice-President gave a plea from the heart: "Do not come, do not come!" But the former President quickly responded (to the world's amusement): "I'm gonna come!" 😂

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FUCK I'M ON FIRE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

person 1: FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: (calls police)

i'm not finished with you

(wrestling) When you think Braun Strowman is done hurting you, and you realize that he isn't.

After getting my arm broken by Braun Strowman, I was loaded into an ambulance. When I got in, I heard a loud voice yell, "I'm not finished with you!" Strowman then tipped over the ambulance with me still inside.

I'm the legendary fartmaster

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.

Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

I'm classy as fuck

An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.

When you’re dressed in your finery with a alcoholic beverage in one hand, when you trip landing with your skirt over your head yet not a drop of your drink spilt. It is times like this as they contemplate the situation they are in and says out loud or in ones head....
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck

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I'm In the ghetto ratatata

It's a guy from tik tok walking in the ghetto, imitating gunshots with the ratatata part

Person 1 "I'm in the ghetto ratatatta"
Person 2 "LOL"
I'm In the ghetto ratatata
It's a guy from tik tok walking in the ghetto, imitating gunshots with the ratatata part

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Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

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