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When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.
I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.
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(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.
rich - oh no not again!!!
girl (or boy) - whats happened?
Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.
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A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.
I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"
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A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.
As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."
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A word of over all dirty thoughts.
Has multiple meanings of a persons feelings at the time.
We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.
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When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.
Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.
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Mentioned often in "Aqueronte" a pewter spoon is a large overwhelming penis.
She fainted when she saw his pewter spoon
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